[CitizensTruth] Best Church of God debates Sunsara Taylor Sunday

[Jay Becker]

In
This IssueComing this week to
the BCOG
Thieves of Christian Thunder
Godnet
Quote o' the Week

 Welcome, friends in Christ, to The
Bi-Weekly Word, November 5th, 2009! If you have
any comments, questions, or faith-based announcements,
shoot us an email (or a prayer request) at savior at bestchurchofgod.org
COMING THIS WEEK TO THE BCOG
Join us this Sunday,
November 8th for our Final Service*! 

It's your last chance to be saved before we go into
Rapture Hiding...

This week:
Real-life
famed atheist Sunsara Taylor challenges the BCOG to a debate!
The tragic
tale of Gus the Gay
Why Jesus
hearts violence 
Peter Pan
miraculously transubstantiates

So much more...

Click
here to learn more.
*(If for some reason
the Rapture doesn't come, then we'll return to the
Lakeshore Theater to do some Holiday Services on 

December 20th and 27th at 1pm.)
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THIEVES OF CHRISTIAN THUNDER
In
addition to attending the Best Church of God this Sunday,
atheist hellion Sunsara Taylor was also scheduled to
speak at the Ethical Humanist Society of Chicago (EHSC)
during her sinful stint here this week. The EHSC had recently
banned Sunsara's talk on the topic "Morality
Without Gods", which marked their first
attempt to steal our Christian thunder. Punishing
people for their beliefs is our job, you dirty humanists!

To make matters worse, they tried infringing
on our territory again on the day of the cancelled
speech. During Sunsara's last ditch attempt to give her
sinful whine for a no-God-world, a volunteer camera man
was dragged out, maced, and arrested. The EHSC has chosen
to keep the whole violent matter quiet, and we condemn
them for that. Damn you again, you ethical elitists! When
we beat people up, we make an example of it so nobody
tries that funny business again. That's why the death
penalty works. 
So to the losers at EHSC, next time you
try to steal somebody's thunder, do it right. But
hopefully, there won't be a next time. (Or at least, we
won't hear anything about it...)
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      QUOTE O' THE WEEK
"Not that we are competent in
ourselves to claim anything for ourselves, but our
competence comes from God."
~2 Corinthians 3:4
Next time your boss tells
you that you aren't competent, just tell them to stop
insulting God and to get back to work. 

You are the Best*.
(And we would know. God told us so.)
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