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<td bgcolor="#00ffff" valign="top" width="15%"><strong>In
This Issue</strong><p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://us.mc335.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=1&.tm=1257444326&.rand=5k7lrffd7uisp#news"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_0">Coming this week to
the BCOG</span></a></p>
<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://us.mc335.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=1&.tm=1257444326&.rand=5k7lrffd7uisp#SAVE"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_1">Thieves of Christian Thunder</span></a></p>
<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://us.mc335.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=1&.tm=1257444326&.rand=5k7lrffd7uisp#forum"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_2">Godnet</span></a></p>
<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://us.mc335.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=1&.tm=1257444326&.rand=5k7lrffd7uisp#quote"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_3">Quote o' the Week</span></a></p>
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<td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="600"><a rel="nofollow" name="top"></a> Welcome, friends in Christ, to <strong>The
Bi-Weekly Word, November 5th, 2009</strong>! If you have
any comments, questions, or faith-based announcements,
shoot us an email (or a <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_4">prayer request</span>) at <a rel="nofollow" ymailto="mailto:savior@bestchurchofgod.org?subject=Weekly%20Word" target="_blank" href="http://us.mc335.mail.yahoo.com/mc/compose?to=savior@bestchurchofgod.org&subject=Weekly%20Word"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_5">savior@bestchurchofgod.org</span></a><hr color="#00ffff" size="4">
<h3><a rel="nofollow" name="news"></a>COMING THIS WEEK TO THE BCOG</h3>
<p align="center"><font size="4">Join us this <strong>Sunday,
November 8th</strong> for our <em>Final Service*! </em><br>
<em>It's your last chance to be saved before we go into
Rapture Hiding...<br>
This week:</em></font></p>
<ul><li><p align="left"><font size="4"><em>Real-life
famed atheist </em></font><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://t.ymlp166.com/qubazaebeaxaujmmaramju/click.php"><font size="4"><em><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_6">Sunsara Taylor</span></em></font></a><font size="4"><em> challenges the BCOG to a debate!<img src="http://img.ymlp166.com/BCOG08_sunsara_1.jpg" align="right" border="3" height="76" hspace="0" width="136"></em></font></p>
</li><li><p align="left"><font size="4"><em>The tragic
tale of Gus the Gay</em></font></p>
</li><li><p align="left"><font size="4"><em>Why Jesus
hearts violence </em></font></p>
</li><li><p align="left"><font size="4"><em><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_7">Peter Pan</span>
miraculously transubstantiates</em></font></p>
</li></ul>
<p align="left"><font size="5"><em>So much more..</em></font><font size="2"><em>.</em></font><em><br>
</em><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://t.ymlp166.com/quhazaebealaujmmatamju/click.php"><em><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_8">Click
here</span></em></a><em> to learn more.</em></p>
<p align="center"><font size="4"><em>*(If for some reason
the Rapture doesn't come, then we'll return to the
Lakeshore Theater to do some Holiday Services on <br>
December 20th and 27th at 1pm.)</em></font></p>
<p align="center"><font size="3">-</font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://us.mc335.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=1&.tm=1257444326&.rand=5k7lrffd7uisp#top"><font size="3"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_9">top</span></font></a>-</p>
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<h3><a rel="nofollow" name="SAVE"></a>THIEVES OF CHRISTIAN THUNDER</h3>
<p align="left"><img src="http://img.ymlp166.com/BCOG08_arresto.jpg" align="left" border="3" height="160" hspace="0" vspace="3" width="120">In
addition to attending the <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_10">Best Church of God</span> this Sunday,
atheist hellion Sunsara Taylor was also scheduled to
speak at the Ethical Humanist Society of <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_11">Chicago</span> (EHSC)
during her sinful stint here this week. <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://t.ymlp166.com/qubazaebeaxaujmmaramju/click.php"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_12">The EHSC had recently
banned Sunsara's talk on the topic <em>"Morality
Without Gods"</em></span></a>, which marked their first
attempt to steal our Christian thunder. <strong>Punishing
people for their beliefs is our job, you dirty humanists!</strong>
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<p align="left"><img src="http://img.ymlp166.com/BCOG08_ethicalhumanists.jpg" align="right" border="3" height="160" hspace="0" width="121">To make matters worse, they tried infringing
on our territory again on the day of the cancelled
speech. During Sunsara's last ditch attempt to give her
sinful whine for a no-God-world, a volunteer camera man
was dragged out, maced, and arrested. The EHSC has chosen
to keep the whole violent matter quiet, and we condemn
them for that. Damn you again, you ethical elitists! When
we beat people up, we make an example of it so nobody
tries that funny business again. That's why the death
penalty works. </p>
<p align="left">So to the losers at EHSC, next time you
try to steal somebody's thunder, do it right. But
hopefully, there won't be a next time. (Or at least, we
won't hear anything about it...)</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center"><font size="3">-</font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://us.mc335.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=1&.tm=1257444326&.rand=5k7lrffd7uisp#top"><font size="3">top</font></a><font size="3">-</font></p>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" align="center"><a rel="nofollow" name="forum"></a>TWEET
FOR JESUS</h3>
<p class="MsoNormal" align="left">Get alerted to when the
Rapture comes FAST! <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://t.ymlp166.com/quwavaebeataujmmalamju/click.php"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1257445462_13">By following us on
Twitter</span></a>. You'll be glad to find how Tweet it is to be
loved by God. </p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" align="center"><font size="3">-</font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://us.mc335.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=1&.tm=1257444326&.rand=5k7lrffd7uisp#top"><font size="3">top</font></a>-</p>
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<h3 class="MsoNormal" align="center"> <a rel="nofollow" name="quote"></a>QUOTE O' THE WEEK</h3>
<p><font size="5"><em>"Not that we are competent in
ourselves to claim anything for ourselves, but our
competence comes from God."</em></font></p>
<p><font size="5"><em>~2 Corinthians 3:4</em></font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">Next time your boss tells
you that you aren't competent, just tell them to stop
insulting God and to get back to work. </font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" align="center">You are the Best*.
(And we would know. God told us so.)</p>
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