[meteorite-list] Re Peru Crater

Pete Shugar pshugar at clearwire.net
Mon Mar 3 21:15:09 EST 2008


First, let me say that I sincerely hope that my Carancas doesn't get smashed
by the incoming whatchamacallet, as I would hate to lose it as I waited a
long time till I could afford it.
As a side note--Killing two subjects with one Email---
I let my students look at the NWA482 in the gem jar, when he opened the jar,
NWA 482 took a hyperbole out of the jar and vanashed into the Bermuda
triangle located in the carpet somewhere near the third row desk.
I guess we can say we've walked on the moon.
Pete


> http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i31269

>

> Lima Beana, Peru (IPP) - Scientists report that the

> Peru meteorite which is inside the crater it created

> when it hit the Earth has been hit by another

> meteorite.

>

> Astronomer Dr. Povenmire Finootch says he is not

> surprised by this event. He told reporters that there

> is a phenomenon known as "training" wherein objects

> like meteors follow the exact path taken by previous

> meteors. Training occurs because the objects

> travelling along the same path share the exact point

> of origin.

>

> No one was hurt when the new meteorite hit. A nearby

> taco vending stand sustained minor damage. The old

> meteorite was pushed further into its crater by the

> new meteorite.

>

> Dr. Povenmire Finootch who prefers to be called Mr.

> Finootch says that scientists have discovered a new

> class of Sun orbiting objects called meteorwrongs

> which travel from Earth to space instead of falling

> from space onto the Earth or other planets and

> planetoids.




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