[Slowhand] Ruin Sorbees

[DeltaNick]

A phone conversation in a hotel somewhere in Asia ...

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye ... Ruin sorbees ... Morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh ... yes ... I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?... pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem... crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we
bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
English muffin will be fine.
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No...just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter ... just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy ... tea ... mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease bayhcem, tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy ... rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G : "You're welcome"