[StBernard] Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

[Westley Annis]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following situation:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answers:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Should I call
9-1-1? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Have
I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? What does the
law say about this situation? Does the man look poor or oppressed? Could I
possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? Does
the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded
gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I
were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior. Ohhhhh, this is all soooo confusing! I need to
debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of
reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click ....
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?" Son: "Can I shoot the next one, Dad?" Wife: "You Ain't
Taking That To The Taxidermist!"

I think the Republicans need to be having an early Thanksgiving to God!! God
is good-All the time!