[StBernard] INDIAN COFFEE

[Westley Annis]

	 Indian Coffee 
	
	An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun 
	in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other. 
	He says to the waiter: 
	"Want coffee." 
	The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." 
	He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. 
	The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, 
	turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, 
	causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere 
	and then just walks out. 
	
	The next morning the Indian returns. 
	He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling 
	another male buffalo with the other. 
	He walks up to the counter and says to 
	the waiter 
	"Want coffee." 
	The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! 
	We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. 
	What was all that about, anyway?" 
	
	The Indian smiles and proudly says .. 
	"Training for position in United States Congress: 
	Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to
clean up, disappear for rest of day.