[StBernard] good one

Westley Annis westley at da-parish.com
Wed Mar 7 17:16:14 EST 2007


Just minutes before the church services started the towns people
were sitting quietly in their pews. Suddenly there was a huge puff of smoke
and Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming
and running for the front entrance, practically trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the
church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without
moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his
presence.

Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't" said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a single word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even
tone.

"Do you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical
agony forever?"

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope."

More than a little perturbed, Satan demanded, "Then why aren't you
afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 26 years."





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