[StBernard] people that make you go hmmmmm....

[Westley Annis]

	THEY WALK AMONG US 
	
	I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich.  I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free".  "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free".  She handed
me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. 
	
	They walk among us and many work retail 
	
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	One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"  Someone looked up at the sky and
said, "Where?" 
	
	They Walk among us! 
	
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	While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. 
	
	She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" 
	
	When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff." 
	
	They Walk Among Us!! 
	
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	I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.  One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open.  I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week." 
	
	He responded, "Is that Eastern  or Pacific time?" 
	
	Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." 
	
	They Walk Among Us! 
	
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	My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped.  She keeps it in the trunk. 
	
	
	They Walk Among Us! 
	
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	I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and  told the woman there that my bags never showed
up.  She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands 
	
	"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" 
	
	
	They Walk Among Us! 
	
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	While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go.  He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.  He thought about it for some time before
responding. 
	
	"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces." 
	
	Yep, They Walk Among Us! 
	
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	AND........ they reproduce! 
	
	Worse yet .... they vote!!! 
	
	Even worse .... they vote for Democrats!!!

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Jim, did that irk you any?