[StBernard] Cancel your Credit card BEFORE you die

[Westley Annis]

Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!) 

Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards
before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service
being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and
March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late
fees and interest on the monthly charge. Th e balance had been $0.00 when
she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to
Citibank.

Here is the exchange:


Family Member:"I am calling to tell you she died back in January."

Citibank:"The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still
apply."

Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."

Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

Citibank: "Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the
credit bureau, maybe both!"

Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

Citibank:"Excuse me?"

Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her
being dead?"

Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." 

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she die d back in January with a $0
balance."

Citibank: "The account was never closed and late fees and charges still
apply."

Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?" 

Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"

Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info was given) 

Citibank:"Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Family Member: "Sure." (Fax number was given ) After they get the fax:

Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I
can do to help."

Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just
keep billing her. She won't care."

Citibank:"Well, the late fees and charges do still apply." (What is wrong
with these people?!?)

Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"

Citibank: "That might help."

Family Member: "Odessa   Memorial   Cemetery, Highway 129, 
Plot Number 69."

Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet???