[StBernard] OBAMA LOOKING FOR A CALL GIRL

[Westley Annis]

Ya gotta love redheads  LOL

 

Rena

 

OBAMA LOOKING FOR A CALL GIRL 

Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl.   He found three such
girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. 

To the blonde he said,  'I am the President of the United States.   Now how
much would it cost me to spend some time with you?' 

She replied, $200.' 

To the brunette he asked the same question.   Her reply was $100. 


He then asked the redhead. 



Her reply was:

'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as
low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living
in, and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in
my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees, then it isn't going to
cost you a damn cent!'