[StBernard] NOW THIS IS REAL GUN CONTROL!
Westley at da-parish.com
Sat Jun 6 10:37:03 EDT 2009
See this joke page from a radio station:
Paper is in Missouri.
Great story though!
NOW THIS IS REAL GUN CONTROL!
A TRUE STORY FROM....
"THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER" IN HOUSTON, TEXAS
MARCH 5, 2009
Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston, Texas Was
Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6
In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.
The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called In Front Of The
Arraignment Judge, Sworn In, And Asked To Explain Her Actions.
The Woman Replied, "I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop For About
Minutes, Waiting For The Bus To Take Me Home After Work.
I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe...I Was There Alone, So I Had My
On My Pistol, That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung Over My Left
All Of A Sudden I Was Being Spun Around Hard To My Left. As I
Balance, I Saw A Man Running Away From Me With My Purse.
I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw That My Fingers Were
Tightly Around My Pistol. The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out
Way Punk! Your Not Stealing My Pay Check And Tips."
I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol At The Man Running Away
With My Purse, And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!
When Asked By The Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot The Man 6
The Woman Replied Under Oath, "Because, When I Pulled The Trigger Of
Pistol The 7th Time, It Only Went Click."
The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges. And She Was Back At Work,
Cafe, The Next Day!
Now that's Gun Control....
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