[StBernard] golf outing

[Westley Annis]

	Frank and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf
trip.  Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go because his
wife wouldn't let him.
	
	After a lot of teasing and name calling, Frank headed home totally
frustrated. The following week when Frank's buddies arrived at the golf
resort, they were shocked to see Frank sitting in the lobby, drinking a
beer, holding his putter!
	
	"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Frank?"
	
	"I didn't have to," Frank replied.  "Last I night I slumped down in
my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me
and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise!'  When I peeled her hands back, she
was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and said, 'Carry me
into the bedroom and tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you
want'......SO HERE I AM !"