[StBernard] How Bad **IS** the Economy?
Westley at da-parish.com
Thu Oct 8 21:14:14 EDT 2009
To add my two cents to this one:
The economy is so bad...
...women are having sex with men again because they can't afford the
batteries for their vibrators.
On a more serious note, I stopped at the Home Depot's in Kenner and Slidell
today. Both stores were empty in comparison to six months ago.
Business has shriveled up in this area.
The economy is so bad that..
. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
. I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can
you afford fries with that?"
. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them
and ask if they meant you or them.
. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
. Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE,
Pfizer, and Citigroup.
. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's
. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
. Even the Mafia is laying off judges.
. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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