[StBernard] 12 Reasons to Vote for a Democrat

[Westley Annis]

12 REASONS TO VOTE for a DEMOCRAT

When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted for a Democrat,
give them this list. Then they can then pick a reason from this "TOP 12"..

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being
aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take
away the social security from those who paid into it.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to
people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might
upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful
country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's
unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

In God We Trust

"Wisdom is knowing what to do next, Skill is knowing how to do it, and
Virtue is doing it"

Give me a sense of  humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke, 
 To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on  to other folk!