[Woodcarver] Any Stupid Antics?... "Your Ride on the Stupid-Train"

[Bill Judt]

Lori:

Been there! Done that! Welcome to the "Stupid Antics Club"

Bill
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On 29-Sep-05, at 9:31 AM, Lori Corbett wrote:


> OK, I know I'm not the only one who can turn the simple into  

> monumentally stupid. How 'bout sharing your stories about "Your  

> Ride on the Stupid-Train"? I'll start off...this happened last  

> night...

>

> Let this be a lesson, kiddies...

> You know those long flex-tips that you put on the end of your super  

> glue bottle so you can get into tight places? Mine had a blockage,  

> so I figured that rather than replace the tip (they come in  

> packages of 25, and I had...oh, say..24 left), I figured I could  

> just blow out the blockage. Tip removed (there's still time to toss  

> it and put on a new one, but...not me), I put it up to my mouth  

> (what...you thought I'd do something reasonable, like use  

> compressed air, or something!?), remembering ONLY at the moment it  

> touches my lips that moisture ACCELERATES the setting of super  

> glue. So, there I am...tongue glued to the inside of my lips, lips  

> glued together where they weren't glued to the flex tip, and the  

> flex-tip dangling off my lip like some kinda octopus arm, hoping  

> like H*** that I can sneak past my husband to the bathroom. No such  

> luck...

>

> Second in stupidity only to attaching my legs together above the  

> knee (DON'T hold a clogged tube upside-down a give it a good  

> squeeze while wearing shorts).

>

>

>

> Lori Corbett