[Woodcarver] Any Stupid Antics?

[Larry Odegard]

I know it's not nice to laugh---BUT---thanks for the
sound of my laughter echoing off the walls.

Larry

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> OK, I know I'm not the only one who can turn the

> simple into 

> monumentally stupid. How 'bout sharing your stories

> about "Your Ride on 

> the Stupid-Train"? I'll start off...this happened

> last night...

> 

> Let this be a lesson, kiddies...

> You know those long flex-tips that you put on the

> end of your super glue 

> bottle so you can get into tight places? Mine had a

> blockage, so I 

> figured that rather than replace the tip (they come

> in packages of 25, 

> and I had...oh, say..24 left), I figured I could

> just blow out the 

> blockage. Tip removed (there's still time to toss it

> and put on a new 

> one, but...not me), I put it up to my mouth

> (what...you thought I'd do 

> something reasonable, like use compressed air, or

> something!?), 

> remembering ONLY at the moment it touches my lips

> that moisture 

> ACCELERATES the setting of super glue. So, there I

> am...tongue glued to 

> the inside of my lips, lips glued together where

> they weren't glued to 

> the flex tip, and the flex-tip dangling off my lip

> like some kinda 

> octopus arm, hoping like H*** that I can sneak past

> my husband to the 

> bathroom. No such luck...

> 

> Second in stupidity only to attaching my legs

> together above the knee 

> (DON'T hold a clogged tube upside-down a give it a

> good squeeze while 

> wearing shorts).

> 

> 



		
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