[Woodcarver] re: Any Stupid Antics?

[Victor Hamburger]

> Lori Corbett <lcorbett at fretel.com>

> 

> You know those long flex-tips that

> you put on the end of your super glue bottle so you can get into tight

> places?  I put it up to my mouth....... So, there I

> am...tongue glued to the inside of my lips, lips glued together where

> they weren't glued to the flex tip, and the flex-tip dangling off my

> lip like some kinda octopus arm, hoping like H*** that I can sneak past

> my husband to the bathroom. No such luck...

> 

> Second in stupidity only to attaching my legs together above the knee

> (DON'T hold a clogged tube upside-down a give it a good squeeze while

> wearing shorts).

> 

> Lori Corbett

> Saint Anthony, Idaho 83445


Lori,

I gotta tell ya, between this story, and your stories on your website, I have to 
believe there IS NEVER A DULL MINUTE in Saint Anthony, Idaho, unless you are 
either sleeping or out of town......and I wouldn't bet on the sleeping part.....

Another terrific laugh! Glad to know I'm not the only one capable of doing dumb 
tricks, not that I have any to tell, no, not me, nope, none whatsoever......

Still laughing,	Vic