[Woodcarver] Any Stupid Antics?

[Mike Bloomquist]

Lori,
OMG!  I think I just gave myself a hernia <laughing>, and power washed the 'puter screen all at the same time!  As soon as I get my breath back I might be able to remember one of my "stupid train" tickets, but it won't match that.  I'm with DougE... there's definitely a caricature carving in there <BG>.

Keep on Carvin'
-Mike B.->

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  From: Lori Corbett 
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  OK, I know I'm not the only one who can turn the simple into monumentally stupid. How 'bout sharing your stories about "Your Ride on the Stupid-Train"? I'll start off...this happened last night...

  Let this be a lesson, kiddies...
  You know those long flex-tips that you put on the end of your super glue bottle so you can get into tight places? Mine had a blockage, so I figured that rather than replace the tip (they come in packages of 25, and I had...oh, say..24 left), I figured I could just blow out the blockage. Tip removed (there's still time to toss it and put on a new one, but...not me), I put it up to my mouth (what...you thought I'd do something reasonable, like use compressed air, or something!?), remembering ONLY at the moment it touches my lips that moisture ACCELERATES the setting of super glue. So, there I am...tongue glued to the inside of my lips, lips glued together where they weren't glued to the flex tip, and the flex-tip dangling off my lip like some kinda octopus arm, hoping like H*** that I can sneak past my husband to the bathroom. No such luck...

  Second in stupidity only to attaching my legs together above the knee (DON'T hold a clogged tube upside-down a give it a good squeeze while wearing shorts).




  Lori Corbett 
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