[Woodcarver] talking frogs

[Watson Family]

Normally these internet jokes don't appeal to me but this one really did.

An old man was walking home through the park one evening when suddenly a 
spotted frog spoke to him in a high pitched youthful feamale voice, "Sir if 
you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful nineteen year old blonde".
The old chap just couldn't believe what he was hearing, so he picked up the 
frog and put it in his pocket.and hurried home.
When he got there he went into the backyard and took the frog out of his 
pocket. Once again the delightful voice spoke to him, "Sir if you kiss me I 
will turn into a beautiful nineteen year old blonde."
Stunned he went upstairs to his bedroom and put the frog in the drawer of 
his bedside cupboard.
That night , as he was about to go to bed, he took the frog out of the 
drawer and looked in amazement as the frog said again "Sir if you kiss me I 
will turn into a beautiful nineteen year old blonde."
After staring at the frog for a few minutes the frog said "Sir, why wont 
you kiss me?"
In a gentle voice the old man replied "Quite frankly, at my age a talking 
frog is of more interest than a nineteen year old blonde."
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