[Woodcarver] Alva mud

[Richard]

Never mind the condition of my facial skin, Larry - you should see my 
feet. It's Alva, Clackmannanshire. I did visit Alva FL in 1984. I got 
caught up in the rush hour: two young women on a single horse. I assume 
the horse was single, as it didn't have a wedding ring. I recall it 
especially as I was nearly knocked down by someone running a stop sign. 
Mayhem on the roads of that town. The Wee County Crafters meet at times 
other than the month of August. If you were paying attention, you'd have 
seen that the open day is in October. You're still welcome to drop in, 
it's just by the river.

Sir Richard the Utterly Hilarious Carver