[Slowhand] N.S.U.

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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Almighty Geetarz" <almighty_geetarz at yahoo.com>
To: <slowhand at planet-torque.com>
Sent: Thursday, December 30, 2004 12:02 PM
Subject: [Slowhand] N.S.U.


> With the great news of some Cream shows on the
> horizon, 
> and with recent discussions on the SD, one can't help
> but
> think of that tune "N.S.U.". Short, of course, for
> "Non 
> Specific Urethritis", or, more specifically "The
> Clap".
> 
> And like a bad dose of venereal disease, certain
> topics 
> keep recurring here on the SD and it seems these
> issues
> just refuse to go away.
> 
> Carpal tunnel syndrome is a real problem as well, and 
> since I am of course concerned for the well being of
> all 
> EC fans, I would like to propose a solution that will 
> make these discussions much easier on everyone, lessen
> 
> the amount of typing, make reading and downloading 
> faster, and just be an improvement in general - we can
> 
> abbreviate! It's just a matter of reducing certain 
> topics to a small code.  It would work like this, we 
> would have a table like so:
> 
> Code:           Description:
> ---------------------------------
> 001             EC Sucks
> 002             EC Rules
> 003             Fender Sucks
> 004             Gibson Sucks
> 005             EC is a Slacker
> 006             EC is not a Slacker
> 007             DeltaNick is Wrong
> 008             DeltaNick is Right
> 009             EC has sucked since (date/period)
> 010             Please unsub me from this list cause
>                 I don't want to read the directions.
> 011             The Setlist Generator is Stuck
> 012             The Setlist Generator is Fine
> 013             Ginger said "Eric Clapton - Vocals"
> 014             Ginger said "Eric Clapton, please ...
> Vocals"
> 015             Please unsub me from the list 'cause 
>                 My brain can't take technical stuff.
>  
> This is of course just a subset but it would make 
> conversations much faster to type, to wit:
> 
> DN: 009(1971), 011, 003.
> 
> 1st Response: 007, 012, 002
> 
> 2nd Response: 008, 009(1974, 1995), 011, 003.
> 
> 3rd Response: 015.
> 
> This is of course just a sample but I think it would 
> work great once we got used to it - what a way to ring
> 
> in the new year!  
> 
> Happy New Year all (beating the same old very dead 
> horses)
> 
> Cheers,
> AG (tongue firmly in cheek)
> 
> 
> 
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   N.S.U. is a carborator company.

BV