[Woodcarver] Any Stupid Antics?

[Lori Corbett]

OK, I know I'm not the only one who can turn the simple into 
monumentally stupid. How 'bout sharing your stories about "Your Ride on 
the Stupid-Train"? I'll start off...this happened last night...

Let this be a lesson, kiddies...
You know those long flex-tips that you put on the end of your super glue 
bottle so you can get into tight places? Mine had a blockage, so I 
figured that rather than replace the tip (they come in packages of 25, 
and I had...oh, say..24 left), I figured I could just blow out the 
blockage. Tip removed (there's still time to toss it and put on a new 
one, but...not me), I put it up to my mouth (what...you thought I'd do 
something reasonable, like use compressed air, or something!?), 
remembering ONLY at the moment it touches my lips that moisture 
ACCELERATES the setting of super glue. So, there I am...tongue glued to 
the inside of my lips, lips glued together where they weren't glued to 
the flex tip, and the flex-tip dangling off my lip like some kinda 
octopus arm, hoping like H*** that I can sneak past my husband to the 
bathroom. No such luck...

Second in stupidity only to attaching my legs together above the knee 
(DON'T hold a clogged tube upside-down a give it a good squeeze while 
wearing shorts).



Lori Corbett
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