[Woodcarver] Any Stupid Antics?

[Tom Clarke]

Lori,

     I'll bet the husband unit was Johnny on the spot helping you out
with the glued legs...... was he as helpful this time ???  <VBEG>

Tom (nj) 
who has nothing even worth mentioning after your escapades.... ;--)

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From: woodcarver-bounces at six.pairlist.net
[mailto:woodcarver-bounces at six.pairlist.net] On Behalf Of Lori Corbett
Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 11:32 AM
To: [Woodcarver]
Subject: [Woodcarver] Any Stupid Antics?




OK, I know I'm not the only one who can turn the simple into
monumentally stupid. How 'bout sharing your stories about "Your Ride
on the Stupid-Train"? I'll start off...this happened last night...

Let this be a lesson, kiddies...
You know those long flex-tips that you put on the end of your super
glue bottle so you can get into tight places? Mine had a blockage, so
I figured that rather than replace the tip (they come in packages of
25, and I had...oh, say..24 left), I figured I could just blow out the
blockage. Tip removed (there's still time to toss it and put on a new
one, but...not me), I put it up to my mouth (what...you thought I'd do
something reasonable, like use compressed air, or something!?),
remembering ONLY at the moment it touches my lips that moisture
ACCELERATES the setting of super glue. So, there I am...tongue glued
to the inside of my lips, lips glued together where they weren't glued
to the flex tip, and the flex-tip dangling off my lip like some kinda
octopus arm, hoping like H*** that I can sneak past my husband to the
bathroom. No such luck...

Second in stupidity only to attaching my legs together above the knee
(DON'T hold a clogged tube upside-down a give it a good squeeze while
wearing shorts).




Lori Corbett 
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